Wednesday, 12 December 2007

I am LAME!

Ok So I am trying to hate Pete Wentz...just on principle and because his band sucks and you know all those other reasons I am meant to hate him. However it is really hard because Pete Wentz is actually really really hot and I am apparently really shallow.

Seeee???
Insanely good looking ok? anyway he is dating Ashlee Simpson who I hate because:
  1. She is dating Pete Wentz
  2. She got plastic surgery and now looks like a total different person which is sad really. She also said in an interview that it wasnt because she didnt like the way she looked before...errrrm then why did you do it??? Helllooooo??
Nice regrowth Ashlee, I swear in every photo i have looked at her in the past however long i have been looking she always has a good two inches of regrowth... ummmm hello if you can afford $78390345809456 worth of cosmetic surgery surely you can afford to have your scraggly hair looked after properly. Geez.

P.s. I have those jeans, cept mine were probably way cheaper then hers and I look way cooler in them.

See proof in that photo I posted before...with the tv. go.look.now

Anyway so this is probably the lamest post I have ever written ever and I look forward to the comments get because of it.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!

love lots the Minx xoxo xxxx


Monday, 10 December 2007

My mama thinks I'm pretty...


I am so gorgeous. This photo makes me giggle every time I see it. Ash and I went to the gym the other day (yes you read that correctly...I actually went to a gym). I bought this swimming cap to protect my newly coloured hair and the goggle for my eyes I hate getting chlorine in them, salt water is fine but chlorine feels like its stuck in your eyes for hours! Anyway, I fail at using a swimming cap, I didn't know if it goes over the ears or not and I kept changing it! Needless to say my hair still got wet. Except for a little bit on the top. Haha!

I have also discovered that I am still the most unfit person on the planet. Which upsets me because you would thinking that with all the running around I do at work I'd be in kinda good shape. WRONG!! i know exercise is totally different to running around at work but I thought I'd be way more fit than I am.

So I guess I should go to the gym more...but I don't really want to. I am going to start doing yoga again more and Steven and I have said that we will go for walks 'n' shit when he gets here so that'll help. Oh and ok I will go to the gym whenever Ash can drag me out of bed.

Love lots Caz xoxo xxxx

ANITSOCIAL

My lovely friend Kylie wrote a awesome blog today about friendship and how its hard to keep up with everyone and people crack the shits at you and sometimes you just need alone time etc and it really struck a chord with me because I've been feeling the same way as her about things lately and I have been meaning to share it with everyone.

This is what I commented the Fox in reply to her blog...
I love you for writing this blog. Seriously, you totally need to be a lesbian with me for like two minutes.

Though we are in different situations I feel where you are coming from. I have different groups of friends who arent friends with each other and that makes things hard to catch up with everyone. Especially when for the last few months I have been in the most antisocial mood ever. It's not like i hate everyone and don't want to see them! Its just that this whole year I have rarely had a single whole day to myself I am always at TAFE or at work, always around people, always having to make small talk and play nice and it has just alll caught up with me and I just don't feel like being around people.

I just want Carrie time, and people don't always understand that. They assume there is something wrong, I hate them or there is some underlying problem that I am not telling them. NOTHING IS WRONG. I AM FINE. I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN. BUT IT IS UNNECESSARY!

It sucks when your friends can't understand that and I hope there is no permanent damage with you and your mates who couldnt understand. But honestly in the end if they are unwilling to compromise or listen to you then they are probably causing you a lot more stress than they are worth.

Anyway, I am totally blogging what I just wrote and expanding on it. I am allowed to say it was in reply to your blog?

Love Caz the [antisocial] Minx


I want to expand on this a little bit now. I have just been feeling lately like everyone wants a piece of me. Like nothing I can ever give to anyone is enough. I already give so much, I rarely have a who
le day off to myself to do things that I want to do. I always either have TAFE or work or homework or some other thing that I have to do. There is never anytime for just me to chill out. This is why I stay awake on the computer till 1.57am. Its not just because I am a giant computer nerd. Its only late at night when I am alone and nobody texts me or talks to me that I feel like I can breathe and sort out my thoughts. That is also why I sleep in so late and hate being woken up, I'm not lazy, I'm trying to relax and not think about all the shit I need to be doing.

I feel like I am not me any more, I feel like a by-product of all the other things in my life, TAFE 'n' work 'n' shit. I'm trying to get the Caz back. My spark is dying and I'm trying to save it. Please let me save it. I don't hate you, I am not pissed off, I am not upset, it's not about you, it's about me. I am not hiding from anyone.

I don't know it is hard to explain to other people. Especially when I know some people will be reading this thinking "err Carrie as if you have anything in your life to stress about, and always have time to yourself LOL" I'm never going to get through to you. I know this, but how about you keep your opinion to yourself? I don't need to hear the same tired argument, I am not going to argue with you any more I learnt that lesson long ago.

So my friends, hopefully you understan
d a little better now why you haven't been seeing me as much lately. not to worry my poppets because once I am recharged I will be back and better then ever!!

Woot Woot!!

Love the Minx xoxo xxxx

P.S. How hot is this photo??



By the fabulous Timmy. Damn that boy does a great photo!

Also I got my hair coloured...Ummmm I will find a picture...


Oh dear I just found the funniest photo ever. I will so write another post and put it up for you. Fucking gold!!

Love you lots Caz xoxo xxxx

Saturday, 1 December 2007

I Got a Hot New Haircut

So I always have these epic ideas for these awesome blogs i am going to post here but then ahhh...I just don't do it. Then you one one of these crap posts saying "yeah sorry this is shit i couldn't be arsed writing something good". Yeah i finish TAFE this week so maybe once I have more spare time I shall get back to writing more. In the meantime I will tell you what has been pissing me off and not pissing me off as of late!! Yay!!

Pissing me off...

1.
People who come into my restaurant, read the menu, and then say "you don't have like Carbonara do you?" to which I think in my head "uhhh does it say carbonara anywhere on the menu?? No?? Then obviously we don't have it fuckwit!!!" I really hate people who do this. I mean if you know you want carbonara for dinner just stay home and fucking make it! Or go to an Italian restaurant coz they will be more likely to have it. Luckily this bitch didn't actually say this to me. I was just setting a table nearby when she said it to Matt. It made me want to smack her in the face with the menu. Seriously you should have to take a test before you are allowed to eat out. To stop you from asking dumb questions.

2.
People who don't book. then when you say to them "did you have a reservation?" they look at you like you are a really ugly dumb alien and say "no" but you know in their head they are thinking "as if...I need to book!" or those people who are like "ohhh no we didn't sorry!!" but you can totally tell that they are not sorry. The people I hate the most though are the ones that have OBVIOUSLY planned for a few days to meet for dinner but decide not to book. Like these old ladies who came in the other night, with Christmas presents for each other (thats how you know its obviously planned) No booking then have the audacity to ask if they can have the best table in the restaurant that is specially set and HAS A RESERVED SIGN ON IT! No you can't have that table. Fuck Off!


3.
People who crack the shits when I tell them we aren't open on Christmas Day. Actually people in general who call to ask if we are open on Christmas Day and the ones who are like "awww why not??" Gee sorry. Our restaurant is not actually run by orphans. We all actually have families with whom we would like to spend Christmas with. People who go out to restaurants on Christmas Day should be shot. Seriously. I am not an overly religious person but Christmas to me is a family time. So when people ring up and ask if I will be waiting on their arses instead of spending time with my family it really shits me off. Especially because I know if we were open and I was working they'd probably all like "ohhh you poooooor thiiiiiiing having to work on Christmas Day ooohhhhhhhhh" and i'd be like "well yeah if it wasnt for cunts like you I wouldnt have to!"

4.
The fact that 90% of music I hear on the radio is about sex. Sex is the most overrated and underrated thing ever. Ever ever ever!!! I guess I am old fashioned, I don't care. I just worry. Feminism has gone way too far, all females want to have the sexual freedom to go out and fuck how ever many people they want without being classed as a slut because "men can sleep around and that's ok but when a woman does it she's a slut" WRONG you are both sluts. Being a slut isn't cool. You shouldn't go around fucking just because you can. I'm not saying i am the Virgin Mary because we all know i'm not. However I am not and never have i been a slut. I haven't had sex in over a year, i tell people that and they are all like "OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE YOU POOR THING OHHH I WOULD BE HATING LIFE OOOHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDD" and i'm like "uhhh nah don't really care actually". Take it from me, it is far better to save your goodies for someone who loves and respects you than to get your jollies from randoms you don't give a shit about, sex without love is just masturbation...just use your hand or buy yourself a vibrator!! Its faster, easier and less dangerous.... you know, you cant really catch a disease or get preggers that way!!

5.
Related to the sex thing, why are men not encouraged to go get checked for STD's 'n' shit??? Women are encouraged to get papsmears every how ever many years so we can get tested for STD's then. I have never seen or heard anything encouraging men to get tested. So if there are any men reading this...GO GET TESTED!! STD's are way more common than people think and they don't always have symptoms ad if they go untreated can be baaaaaddddd. Also will you women please stop being babies and go get your pap smears and Guardasil injections. I fucking hate needles. i still got my injections... number 3 in three months. Pap smears dont hurt, they are uncomfortable...injections can hurt but you know what hurts more?? and if far more uncomfortable?? CERVICAL CANCER! I'm pretty sure i'd rather suck it up and go get a couple of needles and let a nurse peek at my bits than get cervical cancer... but hey each to there own...if you'd prefer to not reduce the risk of getting cancer then hey good for you...moron.

6.
Why is smoking still legal? Pretty sure it actually kills people. It has no beneficial aspects. Nothing at all. Unless you are already addicted to the nicotine then it gives you a release from the cravings...but you wouldn't have those cravings if you didn't smoke. I don't like smokers. Smoking is slow suicide, and it waits until you have lots an lots of friends and family who love you and some of which may depend on you and then it starts to sloooooowly kill you, so all your loved ones can watch you slowly suffer and die. So thanks a lot to all my friends who smoke!! Thanks for being selfish, thanks for not caring about your health, thanks for not caring about me, thanks for not caring about your other friends, your brothers and sisters your future partner and your children...hey maybe you'll make it long enough so that your grand kids get to watch you die too!! That'd be even better! Let them experience the death of a loved one when their really young! Screw em over go on!!
7.
People who don't trust my decisions and who tell me I am dumb. I may very well be dumb...but i'll find it out on my own I don't need anybody bringing me down.

Not pissing me off....

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

hahaha this is harder to write than what is pissing me off... how sad...

ok 1.
Steven, he is not pissing me off, in fact he gets here soon and I am very excited and scared. For those of you not in the know Steven is the guy I met via the wonderful world of myspace. He used to live here but at the moment he lives in Darwin but he is coming back in December. No I haven't met him in real life yet. No I don't think it is strange that I feel this way about a guy I haven't met yet. No I don't care that you think I am weird. Yes, I am aware that he may very well secretly be a crazy murderer...i'll take my chances and if it doesn't work out i'll go on Today Tonight and whinge to Monica Cos about how much of a sucker I was. So anyway, things are going wonderfully with us and I am sure they will continue to do so when he FINALLY gets back here.

2.
Christmas time!!! We are just putting up our tree and it's so exciting!! I love Christmas time, its such a happy time! You get to eat lots, it's nice and sunny, there is lots of things to do everyone is happy! Well almost everyone, there is of course always the odd Grinch and those annoying pretentious people who are all anti christmas and are like "oh my god Christmas is just a money maker for all the big stores and toy companies and blah blah blah" Get over it fools! Now wear this tinsel and smile!

3.
Babies!! Jades little 4 month old daughter Freya spewed on me three times today. I always thought baby spew would make me dry reach like the way other spew makes me spew, but it didn't!! I didn't even care I was like 'meh who cares she's way cute' Hahaha! So yeah babies are great, specifically lil Freya.

4.
My awesome mates!! Jarryd even though he is far off in another country coz i love that we'll think of or see random things that remind us of each other and will have to text. ie 40 winks 40 hour sale but only for 40 hours. Nicole who just went over to the UK too. Damn Europe taking away my besties! Timmy, Sonic and K-Fox for being the awesome crazy people that they are. They are fucking awesome. My brain twin Jess hahahaha seriously...you've heard of brain twins right?? Gavman who feels my pain. Jade and lil Freya. I love you all!! To all you friends who I have been a shit friend to lately I apologise!! I still think of you all I have just been busy and stressed and poor. Bring on the new year when we will all catch up again!!

Ok thats all i can think of for now. This post ended up taking me three days to write because I kept getting distracted so sorry if I went off on random tangents 'n' shit....you know what i'm like!!

I hope the silly season has started off well for you all. Look after each other. Have fun and remember don't stress!! Christmas should be about fun and family and getting together (oh and Jesus's birthday too...) so don't let Christmas ruin your Christmas!!

Love you lots, seasons greetings, stay safe!!

Caz xoxo xxxx

Sunday, 18 November 2007

Ok so I dont post in forever and now you just get videos...at least they are hilarious!!

This is what I have been trying to tell you bloody people for ages!! Hahahahahahahahaha!

The Best Advert EVER EVER EVER!!!

Oh my god everyone watch this, It is the best ad ever. I found it ages ago through a forum I am on and have had it bookmarked and then today I went to show someone and it was gone!! Luckily I found it on Youtube. ENJOY!!!

Monday, 5 November 2007

I Hate Melbourne Cup

The race that stops the nation??? MY ARSE!!

No but seriously, I am the only Australian I know who hates Melbourne Cup. I hate everything about it. I hate wearing stupid dresses. I hate wearing stupid fugly hats. But most importantly... I DON'T live in Melbourne and I don't give a shit about horses on the other 364 days of the year so I don't see why I should pretend to give a shit about it on Melbourne Cup Day.

Its just a Captain Lamo excuse to get slutted up in a pretty dress and get trashed and act like stupid annoying bitch and I fucking hate it. Its like all women say to themselves "oh its Melbourne Cup Day! Time to leave my self respect and dignity at home and just act like a tool!" And then they vomit everywhere and laugh their irritating high pitched laughs and generally it makes me sick.

So tomorrow, instead of getting all tizzied up I'm going to sit at home and do homework and hey I might do something different to the hoards of bitches that will be celebrating the cup....yeah...I might ACTUALLY WATCH THE RACE!

So peace out bitches!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Sunday, 14 October 2007

The funniest things ever...ever

I am about to copy two of the funniest things I have ever read into this blog for you. The first one, How to keep a healthy level of insanity, I have had saved on my computer for ages and I used to have it stuck on my bedroom door. when I first read it I cried I thought it was soooo funny...maybe I am just really immature hahahahaha!!!

The second one my friend Steven just sent me and i almost cried reading it just then...so, so funny!!! So here you go my friends!!! And if any of you have any more of these things please please please send them to me!! Via my myspace mail or send me the link in my comments. I live for this shit!

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write “for sexual favours”.

7. Finish all your sentences with “ in accordance with the prophecy”.

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

16.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard “insert your name here”.

17.When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I won”, “I won” “3rd time this week!!!!!”

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, “run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

19. Tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”


50 Things to do During Finals

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ....oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ....Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ....I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ....I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''

8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say ....They've found me, I have to leave the country'' and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ....Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ....Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to get drunk.)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy.)

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ....The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling ....I'm here, the phantom of the opera'' until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for you right to take the exam.

31. Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

32. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment ....Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.''

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Do the exam on your laptop. Make sure the simulated keyboard noises are on.

44. Play frisbee with a friend on the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Start with your calculator, move on to your desk, your chair, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say ....it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ....Told you so.''

50. Answer the exam with the ....Top Ten Reasons Why Professor Sussman Sucks.''

Hope you guys had a laugh!!!

Love lots Caz xoxo xxxx

Saturday, 13 October 2007

I hate facebook-though I admit myspace is also lame

This post is inspired by my lovely older sister Lee, who has decided to delete her myspace and move to the devil of all networking sites-Facebook.

I hate Facebook. I have a stupid Facebook account (yeah i'
m a social networking whore) and i dont get the appeal and I definately dont understand why people like it better than myspace. All for one main reason. Facebook applications. They are so fucking annoying. Right now i have 9 application requests on my facebook account
  • 1x boozemail request
  • 1x jedi vs sith invitation (???WTF??? get a life)
  • 1x the simpsons photos request
  • 1x likeness quiz request
  • 1x rate me request
  • 1x horoscope invitation
  • 1x hug friend request
  • 1x honesty box invitation
  • 1x superpoke! friend request
HOW ANNOYING CAN YOU BE!!!

As if I want any of that dumb shit. And then if you say yes it tries to trick you into sending an invitation to all your friends. And all the stupid applications do is clutter up your page so i dont even know what is going on and everyones pages look the same because they are all full of boozemail, pokey, superwall bullshit and its so dumb.

Then people try and tell me "err Carrie at least you dont get friend request from people you dont know LOL" LIES!!!! I have had heaps of friend requests from freaks dont know. Some guy had the same last name as me so i guess he thought i would totally want to be his mate. NO WAY BUDDY!!

And what is worse is that you are meant to give facebook you full real name and then you cant change it. Well you can but facebook needs to approve it so you cant make up anything cool you have to make up a name that actually sounds like a name. Oh thats a cool idea, thats really safe, publish people last names and photos on the internet. Awesome.

Grr and everyone who loves facebook pretty much hates myspace they are all like "err Carrie myspace is for 15 year old sluts and its so annoying all the friend requests" well i would rather deal with annoying friend requests and messages from wierdos with bad english wanting to have sex with me than deal with all the stupid notifications and application requests and shit on facebook.

And at least on myspace you can put some personality into your page. Like you can code it so it looks hot. You cant do that on boring lamo facebook. Nope everyones page is basically the same. BORING BORING BORING!!!

Look I even drew this picture to describe how i feel about facebook...

Isnt it pretty?? Yep it sure is. so I shall ready myself for the onslaught of uptight facebook lovers who will no doubt bombard me with their other thousands of reasons why facebook is cooler than myspace which i will happily shoot down with awesome comeback aww yeah!!

Love ya'll lots...yeah yeah even you facebook losers ;)

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Bahahahahahaha!!


Maybe its just because I'm immature but I hell want this t-shirt.
Did it make anyone else literally L.O.L.??
I almost bought it but its only in guy sizes so it would look hideous.
I think I shall make a shirt that says it.
Hopefully none of my friends get too offended... not that I would care because hey, like the shirt says drugs ARE for sluts and losers!

Hahahaha!!

Love you all even the ones I just called losers, Caz xoxo xxxx


Monday, 8 October 2007

Grrrrr I'm so annoyed!!

I've been looking forward to going to Taste of Chaos for ages, asked for the time off ages ago, haven't bought my ticket yet because I was waiting for Lee to get back from Europe coz she said she'd come with me. But things were pretty much sorted out.

Now Escape the Fate aren't playing because they aren't allowed in the country but I still want to see The Used, but Lee doesn't want to come any more and none of my other friends are into that kind of music and work didn't give me the night off like I asked them too because we have some gay beer night that for some reason we need 7 staff for and the only way I can get it off is to get Jess to do it but if Jess does it then I have to do a stupid day shift in return and i pretty much cant because I'm at tafe during the day and the days i'm not at tafe I am already working at night.

So I'm not going to Taste of Chaos. And I am really really really really pissed off about it because it is like the one thing that I really wanted to do and I cant do it. And this shit always fucking happens and I'm totally sick of it.

While i'm thanking people....

Thank You Borat!!!

For bringing back the High Five!!! The high five is the shiz. It is way cooler than bringing sexy back...sorry JT...you lose!

HIGH FIVE!!!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Bahahahaha thanks Saturday Night Live!!

I'm sitting at home watching Saturday Night Live after an awesome day at the wine fest and then hanging out with the crew at SonSon's house. This hilarious skit came on and i couldn't find a video for it anywhere on the internet but I did find the transcript for it. So you kinda get what is going on it is an advertisement for McDonalds Bid n' Tasty Burger. The burger is shown on the screen and each statement the voiceover says comes up on the screen as its read out. All of you guys who know me well will know about my hatred of dumb people who blame others for their fatness.

Here you go...


McDonald's Big N' Tasty

Announcer.....Chris Parnell
Voiceover.....Jim Downey



Announcer: McDonald's new Big N' Tasty! It's what you crave! The Big N' Tasty is a juicy quarter-pound all-beef patty, served with crisp lettuce and tomato on a sesame seed bun!

Jive Voice: Can you taste it?

Announcer: Mmm-hmm! Big and tasty!

Voiceover: In response to pending legal action, the McDonald's Corporation would like to present the following statement:

[ statements over SUPER ]

"The Big N' Tasty Sandwich is food."

"Scientific studies suggest that excessive consumption of food may cause weight gain. In other words, if you stuff your greasy pie hole non-stop, you’re probably going to pork up."

"The McDonald's Corporation had previously believed that this was obvious to all but very small children and morons. Since children and morons are valued customers of McDonald's Corporation, we would like to point out other potential risks that could be associated with the Big N' Tasty."

"The Big N' Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise from shoving the Big N' Tasty up your nose. Dropping the Big N' Tasty from extremely tall buildings may cause the Big N' Tasty to achieve sufficient terminal velocity, to injure innocent people below."

"The Big N' Tasty should not be used as an artificial heart."

"The McDonald's Corporation seriously doubts anyone would try this, but, hey, if you didn't know gorging yourself on hamburgers might turn you fatass, then anything's possible."

"According to United States Law, the Big N' Tasty cannot perform the duties of a Legal Guardian. If you were to go into McDonald's and say, "Hey, Big N' Tasty, take care of my kids while I run some errands," you may face legal action."

"Theoretically, the Big N' Tasty could be mistaken for a weapon during a police stand-off."

"Marriage ceremonies officiated by the Big N' Tasty are not recognized in any of the contiguous 48 states."

"The Big N’ Tasty is not God."

"For questions about any additional use of the Big N' Tasty - other than eating, please consult our web site."

Announcer: Come on! It's big, it's tast,y and it's waiting for you at McDonald's!

Voiceover: For the small children or morons, McDonald's is the red and yellow restaurant on the highway. Remember to bring money.

Jive Voice: Big N' Tasty!

Bahahaha funny hey?? Here is the link for the page i got that from. I'll write again tomorrow, I have many more funny things to write about!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Friday, 5 October 2007

Whats new?

I havent written in agggges I apologise! Been busy/not in the mood to write so yeah...that my lame excuse and i'm sticking with it.

Like I said i've been really busy and quite stressed out about things. I hate being stressed, and i've been really tired all the time too even though I've been sleeping in till like midday. Steven tells me I am oversleeping and thus making by body overtired. Which doesnt make a whole lot of sense to me but he said I need to try sleeping for only 8 hours a night and that will fix it. So i'm trying that, i did 9 hours last night and i'm feeling better. Got lots of shit done this morning. Cleaned out my closet so i can actually find shit. So now I have done that i now just have to clean up the rest of my room. Which will be more of a challenge... just because I dont know what to do with all of the crap that I dont want anymore.

So anyway, i'm on holidays from tafe which is great because I am TOTALLY over it. Tafe is annoying, its boring, I hate doing homework and assignments and shit, i'd rather just have a big exam at the end than have stupid assignments.

Work is going ok but i'm way over that aswell. Cant say much on here thought incase the wrong people read it. But i'm not 100% sure if i'll still be there next year. I dont know what i'm doing at all next year. I dont want to go to another restaurant because lets face it...there are no other good restaurants in Bunbury and besides I am really sick of working at night. I just want a nice day job that isnt boring and that isnt stressful and is fun. Is that so much to ask?

Ok well this is one of most boring posts I have ever written so i'm going to stop it now. I will write again soon when I have some of my spunk back!

Love y'all Caz xoxo xxxx

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Now playing: 30 Seconds To Mars - Kill
via FoxyTunes

Monday, 17 September 2007

EVERYBODY DO THIS!!!


I am dressing up like a pirate for tafe on Wednesday.

BEST
IDEA
EVER!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Whats going on??

Aah what a week, a week that I cant really write too much about because certain people cant read certain things so I find myself having to censor my own blog. Which really sucks. *sighs*

Last weekend was K-Fox and Timmys Birthday celebration! What an awesome weekend!! Haha despite the fact that I had to work till after 11 I still got out on time to rock on with the guys. We went to The Fox Den first where I got KILLED in a game of slaps against Mr Meticulous... My hands are still hurting a little. i actually probably could have avoided being in so much pain but uh... as I am not one to quit I kinda kept the game going a lot longer than I should have.. and I have to concede that Ralph is indeed the KING of slaps!!

Haha from there we went into town drivin in by the gorgeous Peter who was our kinda forced taxi for the night. Haha he got his tongue pierced and couldn't drink...poor poppet. Anyway..off to Fitzgeralds where we stayed for about 15 minutes before K-Fox was attacked by some crazy bitch and subsequently got thrown out the pub. Bahaha!! Hilarious!! SoI finally got my way and we went to Oddessy... which was dead...and full of old people and losers but not being the kind of people who really give a shit about that kind of thing we stayed till four in the morning. Danced with hilarious revolting men, and screamed WOOT WOOT!!! Till Timmy lost his voice.

Best weekend I've had in ages, my camera shat itself (a-fucking-gain), so I'm waiting for the Fox to get her photos up on her space so I can steal them mwahahahahaha!!!

Umm what else..yes got home at four, stayed up till 6ish, had a good nights sleep until 1ish...so didn't want to get out of bed but I had to head home to wash my uniform for work.

Worked a few hours Sunday night, felt like shit and slept like a baby that night. Ahhh good good times. Big thanks for everyone who was there for making it awesome and looking forward to the next big weekend out!

So that was the weekend... cant really say much else. Mum and Dad are still in Coral Bay, I made the best dinner for Ash. Kia and I last night. Carbonara and Espresso Panna Cotta, the panna cotta didnt set properly though so I am determined to do it again and get it right. Espresso Panna Cotta is the Shiz!!

Nape is healing up nicely, was a little bit worried about it for a day or two but i've been trying to baby it for the last few days and its going all good now. can't wait to show Mum and Dad...haha they will be stoked!! I'm predicting this response "aaahhh what the hell did you do that for you wierdo" or something along those lines. I'm more looking forward to Lees response though because I know she will be hating it. Bless her (I love you big sister!)

I still havent sorted out all the shit in my bedroom, so Its not so relaxing at the moment, but once it is sorted it will be sweet. I'm hoping it will be a really good retreat for me for when everyone is giving me the shits or for when I need to meditate, tune out etc. I cant have a holiday so a sanctuary is the next best thing.

Tafe has been wierd lately. I dont know if I should write this in case people get offended...actually..nah they wont. But i'm feeling a division amongst some of us. Which really fucking sucks because I love all of my tafe girls. Best bunch of girls ever. I love how we are all so totally different yet we get along so well (??I thought??). So hopefully that sorts itself out...and by sorts itself out I mean I'm going to ask if something is up and see what happens.

I'm sorry if this blog is kinda boring. Usually I try and keep it entertaining on this thing but today I just feel like getting out what I'm thinking...and uhhh...I totally understand that what i'm thinking when I'm in this kind of mood isnt often allll that entertaining haha! TOO BAD KEEP READING FUCKERS!!

Also this is probably littered with typing errors because I am writing this at tafe and they dont have spell check. Maybe that is an Internet Explorer thing? I dont know, But I know that I use Firefox at home and it spell checks everything. So sorry if this post is boring and illiterate haha!

Ok I best be off because my next class is about to start and I cant really type and listen and write at the same time....well I could coz I'm totally talented but haha I wont.

Love you all lotsa lotsa Caz the Minx xoxo xxxx

Saturday, 25 August 2007

I love Gia Farrell


You know that chick who sings that song "Hit Me Up" which was on the soundtrack to the movie "Happy Feet"? Well I finally saw the filmclip for that song and I always kinda assumed it would be full of almost naked skanks dancing like 5c strippers like every other filmclip that is released by female singers these days.

BUT I WAS SO WRONG!!!

I think everyone should go watch that filmclip just so you all know that you can dance actually wearing clothes and without looking like you should be in a x-rated film.

GO GIA!!!


Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

About to burst into flames

I am so fucking pissed off. Soooooooooo pissed off. As you know my best friend in the universe and soul mate Jarryd has recently moved to London with his other "best friend" Rachel. Well. Rachel is a fucking mole and has decided that she hates it, misses her family and wants to come home. She told Jarryd this after they had been there for two whole days. Yeah Two fucking days. Fuckwit. And now today she tells him that she has booked flights to go to Dublin without him in two days time because she wants to be alone with her family (she has relos over there) so now Jarryd, my best friend in the world, is stuck in London. By himself. With no mates. And double passes for disneyland and Crowded House and a list of cool touristy things he wants to do but now has nobody to do them with. WHAT A FUCKING MOLE!

I swear if i see her out i will kick her arse! I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever do that to any friend let alone my apparent best friend. I hope you read this too and feel really fucking bad about what you have done. BITCH!

Monday, 20 August 2007

It's been a long time...I shouldn't have left you...

It's been aaaaaages since i wrote a new post! I'm sorry! I've been super busy. Moved back home and Jarryd, my best friend in the whole world, left last Thursday to live in the UK for the next two years so the weeks leading up to that were full of "Jarryd time" and lots and lots of alcohol!!

So he left and I'm sad, we had a great "seeyalater' at the airport, downed a bottle of wine in the bar before he went through customs and were very happy that the last bottle of wine we will share for a long time was actually really nice! Good on ya Perth Airport!!

So I set up the wireless in my house so I'm writing this post from the comfort of my own bedroom. Its dark at my desk though because I block out the light so I will need to invest in a lamp of some sorts. Also I bought a webcam so i can have fun conversations on msn with other people who have webcams...ahh yes I am truely nerdy!! I may even do a video blog post...that could be fun...bwaahahaha!!!

Oh and I realised the other day while driviing in my car that o matter how much I hate Hinder (see previous post) I would still rather listen to their crap than listen to Pete Murray. Seriously Pete...cheer the fuck up!! Even your happy songs sound so boring and depressing that I want to slit my wrists!!

Oh also my sister Lee is also in Europe doing a contiki tour so if you read this Lee...hope you are having a blast!! I got my nape pierced even though you told me not to!! Bwahahaha!! It hurt but it looks shit hot...not shit...shit HOT!! haha! Love you!

Everyone is on bloody holidays! I want a fricking holiday! I cant even score a weekend off work at the moment! Bloody gold plate judging is happening so I need to be on the floor. coz I'm awesome you know? haha. but yes i had asked for minimal weekend work while i'm back at tafe but while judging is on i get the feeling that it just aint going to happen. which really sucks because I need a break. I've been so on edge the last few months. I'm still not on top of my money woes. My best mate has moved to another country. I'm waaaaay behind in tafe (because I hate homework and i dont do assignments). My house and room are a mess because Mum and Dad dumped shit in my cupboards when i moved out and I havent had time to sort it out yet. I've been dumped by a boy (who turns out to be a cunt so no matter haha still hurts but). Oh and I've met someone who live 763459834509km away and I'm not 100% sure if they are the real deal. AAAAAAAHHHH!! Now dont get me wrong i'm not unhappy, i'm not saying poor me i have a hard life... I just want to have a break from having so much shit going on at once. Push the pause button you know??

Anyway...Jarryd seems to be back on line and is having a crisis of his own so I'm off to tend to him...bahaha hang on no its not him...he was on a public computer and didnt sign out so I was talking to some random Londoner! How funny!

I shall write again sometime when its not 1.30 in the morning and i'm not all over the shop!

Seeeeeya! Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

You Fail

I hate Hinder so much. I mean there are a lot of bands and artists that I'm not a huge fan of but I really hate Hinder. Seriously. I heard that stupid fucking "I think you could do much better than me" or whatever the hell its called about 3 times on the radio yesterday. I changed the station everytime as I would rather listen to adverts than that shitty shitty song.

DAMN RIGHT she can do much better than you, you mangy creep! Your first shitty song you were talking about how much you were still in love with your ex girlfriend or best friend or whatever the slag was. Lips of an angel?? Lips of a dirty whore more like it. So this new song makes me think that your women wised up and dumped your arse. GOOD ON HER! Any relationship where the "one memory I dont want to lose, that day at the mall you and and me in the dressing room" has got to be doomed. Wow! You did the deed in a dressing room...how rock and roll of you.

But the lyric from "better than me" I hate the most is this... "i really miss your hair in my face, and the way your innocence tastes" REVOLTING!!... Now...my mind may be in the gutter...but I'm pretty sure that that line makes me want to vomit everytime I hear it. Also perhaps you should have told your girlfriend to get a brazilian?? Oh sorry I forgot...you seem to like her "hair in your face". FOUL!

And also...your arent Steve Tyler. Stop trying to be like him. It isn't working. You just suck. I hate this band with an extreme intense passion. Please stop buying their shitty shitty albums so they can die off and move into one hit wonder obscurity. Thank you.

HINDER SUCK!!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Friday, 20 July 2007

Aaah memories!!

Ok who remembers Bardot?? I'm sure youall do they were an important part of Australia's musical history...anyway after Lee sent me a hilarious video of Sophie Monk doing a hideous push up bra commercial I started browsing through old Bardot clips. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU DO THE SAME! and read the comments people have written man its funny. One guy (Gavin something) seems to think that Bardot were just magnificent and that Australia crushed them the way we crushed Kylie??? Right on!

Anyway my favourite parts of this clip is Sophie doing the same move over and over through the whole clip and Katie...dear Katie, dressed up like an alien doing her robot dance moves and singing in her digitally remastered voice. The best bit is when they all go down to Sally's room and Katie blocks the doorway. bahahaha!! Good times!

Enjoy!!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

Thinking about things....

I have started studying Buddhism, now I highly doubt that I am going to become a full on Buddhist but I do like some of the things that the movement teaches. Soooooo yeah. that pretty much it haha!!

In other news I move home this week which I am quite excited about despite the fact that I have to sleep in the downstairs living room because Kia is currently living in my room. I got some boxes today and I'm going to start packing tomorrow probably hopefully I can get Dad to come by on Friday arvo and pick up my stuff. Then I will be out of this bloody house and back living with the parents and saving a shit load more money!

Hrmm what else...my back is fucked and I severely need to go to the chiropractor. I am going to go donate blood next week then I will be free to go get a new piercing and start seriously getting my shit organised for my tattoo.

Thats pretty much all, I'm going to try get time off in September and go on a small holiday, just up North maybe go to Broome and see Nicole or maybe just down South as it wont be so cold there by then. get a room with a massive spa and I can buy lots of cheese and wine and ohhhh it will be lovely!!

So if anyone wants to come donate some blood next week let me know. Just remember the life you save could be your own or the life of your mother, father, sister, brother, best friend etc its a great cause.

Love lots Caz xoxo xxxx

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Sorry...

That I haven't been posting much but I haven't been in the best mood as of late and I have been trying to bring anyone else down with me. Something happened and I thought I was better but then I got trashed last night and realised that things were definitely not better. So that's where I'm at now.

So you probably will not here from me for a while because I don't want to write any more depressing blogs.

OK cool

Caz

Friday, 6 July 2007

What a great night!

I had the most awesome night tonight...

Remember how a while ago I said that I wasn't going to bitch about work anymore? Well fuck that! Sorry to the person who asked us to keep it to ourselves...you know I love you...but I need to vent and that is what this blog is for...

Now it was pretty shit from the moment I stepped in but I'm going to ignore all that and just cut to the end. So after all the staff except me, the supervisor and the kitchenhand were left this is what we all did..
CARRIE...
polished the remaining cutlery (about 3 smallish buckets)
polished the remaining glasses (about three racks worth)
restocked the wine and beer (was pretty easy I admit)
said "oh shit the power has gone off on all of the alcohol fridges fuck!" then rang Jake to ask him what I should do (flicked a switch or two and got the power back on)
Cleaned out the cake fridge
cleaned and shutdown the beautiful coffee machine
other miscellaneous crap (cleared tables, put shit away, sorted out bills for customers, made a coffee or two)

THE KITCHENHAND...
shut down the kitchen
bought in all the outside furniture (ok there isnt THAT much but still)
vacuumed the tapas rug
counted the revolting dirty linen
cleared a couple of tables
took out some bins on his way out

THE SUPERVISOR
swept and mopped the floors........ that's all
oh hang on...he may have emptied a bin or two into the bigger inside bins
oh and he set a table or two

Hmmmm..... then after all that The Supervisor goes to do the till and I run out of things to do..so I say "do you want me to count the money?" and he says "yes finish this for me" so I end up doing the rest of the till (the bit that involves actually using your brain) while he sweeps and mops the rest of the bar floor and fills up milk bottles with water to take home with him. Oh and by the way... the timespan for those things we all did was about 11 till 12.20...and that is me being generous. An hour and a fucking half and all he pretty much did was sweep the fucking floor!!

Now I'm not naming names though to all who work with me its pretty damn obvious who I am referring to. I'm also not saying that he did nothing earlier on in the night...he had tables...he looked after them...we didn't have to help him out...much. Its just that as soon as pack down started he became the slowest man alive and it happens EVERY TIME I close with him, and I know it's not just me because many of my workmates dread closing with this person.

Oh and then, I got home, put my key in the lock and the door swings open...yes without my turning they key...the door wasn't fucking closed properly, my house mate was nowhere to be found and all of my worldly possessions including this computer and my DVD player (ok its my Dads really) were all in the house ready to be stolen!!! Now if this happened on a normal day i'd be a bit scared to go inside in case somebody had actually broken in and was still in the house. But tonight I was in such a pissed off shitty mood that I just stormed in. Turned on every light in every room and made sure nobody was here. Checked all the windows made sure all my shit was still here...luckily everything was ok. Man was I angry.

Now I admit that there is the possibility that my house mate didn't come home after work and it was actually me who left the door open. It is possible. If it turns out to be true (I haven't got a hold of the house mate yet) then I will humbly apologise for accusing her and for all the bad thoughts that have been running through my head about her. I will even write a blog entitled "sorry" for her benefit if it turns out that I am the one who left the door open. However, I don't think it was me because I always deadlock the door and I always check it as I have a small obsession with it. Also I went to work at 6 and the house mate was still at work and she is staying at her boyfriends house tonight so I assume that she came home in between because her boyfriend didn't finish work till after 9pm.

So like I said...I don't think it was me but I apologise if it was....

Still fucking pissed off to the max about it. I already have trouble sleeping and now when I eventually go to bed I'm going to be terrified that I didn't check the rooms properly and there really is someone in the house. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Caz xoxo xxxx

Daniel Radcliffe makes me want Harry Potter dead

OK thats it, I've said it. He really does. I'm sorry but he ruins the character for me. He makes Harry look like a whiny little brat who relies on his friends to get everything done for him and it's not fair because in the books Harry isn't like that!

It's the same in The Lord Of The Rings movies. Elijah Wood made Frodo look like a little pissweak scardey cat but in the books Frodo isn't portrayed like that at all.

Now all the other actors make me love the characters even more. Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are awesome as Hermione and Ron. Hagrid and Snape are also portrayed perfectly. The gorgeous girl who plays Cho Chang, well didn't really see much of her in the last film but I think she has done a pretty good job so far. Its just fucking Daniel. I can't stand him!! Oh and the new Dumbledore isn't as good as the one who died but he still does a lovely job.

In other news...I have already said this on myspace but I will say it again...The second the new book is released I am boycotting the Internet, Television and my mobile phone until I have read it. It wont take me long but i'm not sure when I will get the book and I know that some arsehole will tell me what happens if I communicate with anybody...so if I seemingly disappear off the face of the earth for a day or two...You know why...

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Thursday, 5 July 2007

Just to clear things up a little bit...

Espresso is pronounced as it is spelt eSpresso not eXpresso. Just so you know.

An espresso is a single shot of coffee (30ml) served in a short cup.

A macchiato is an espresso with a small dash of hot frothy milk to "stain" the coffee.

A long macchiato is a load of wank. I hate them. I hate people who drink them. They are made differently everywhere you go because they are a load of shit and not a real coffee
THATS WHY NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THEM-THEY DON'T REALLY EXIST!

Don't beleive me?? Go look at the wiki... Macchiato

So to help those out there in "Long Macchiato confusion" I will describe the way that some long macchiatos are made and then I'll tell you what it really is then you can ask for things properly when you go out for coffee.


Double shot of coffee topped up with hot milk served in a latte glass= DOUBLE LATTE, DOUBLE SHOT LATTE, or A LATTE WITH AN EXTRA SHOT.

Double shot of coffee with a dash of milk served in a short cup= DOUBLE SHOT MACCHIATO

Long Black with a dash of milk=
GO HOME AND DRINK SOME NESCAFE YOU PLEB!

Thank You

Love Carrie xoxo xxxx

Thanks Napoleon...

Despite the fact that I have complained in the past about you being EXTREMELY overrated and overpriced I would like to be a giant hypocrite and say Thank You for creating a cosmetic range that covers all my blemishes caused by my recent not eating or sleeping because of a stupid boy.

I get out of bed in the morning/afternoon looking and feeling like shit and get out my Napoleon concealer and foundation and moments later I'm looking hot and feeling moderately better.

Thank You

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Smile pretty!!

Sooo I've started doing this thing where I smile with my teeth in photos...just to see how it goes..I never used to do it before because I don't think I look very nice but after countless people bitching "Err Carrie why don't you smile in your photos LOL?" I decided to give it a go...So here they are please tell me what you think. Thankyou.


Monday, 2 July 2007

Proactive

I'm not trying to say that it doesn't work. I'm sure it does. I'm also not trying to be insensitive to people who have acne because if you know me you know that I used to have terrible skin for a loooong time. I still can't leave the house without wearing make-up because even though my skin is a billion trillion times better now I am still self conscious about it...

Anyway.... has anybody seen the full midnight run Proactive InfoMercial?? I am listening to it from the office...I'm not even watching it but man it's making me want to slit my wrists. It is the biggest celebrity lovefest i have ever heard. "boo hoo I had bad skin but i used Proactive and now it's better" And bloody Vanessa Williams..."Acne doesn't know fame blah blah" ohhhh because I thought that only plebs like us got acne and celebrities were immune!! I'm sorry but I find this add sooo incredibly patronising. I am not going to buy something just because P.Diddy, Kelly Clarkson, Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Willams swear that it's the best shiz in the world...I'm pretty sure you are also getting paid to be on that add!

So like I said...I'm not saying it doesn't work...I'm sure it does...but it is also real fucking expensive! I would recommend talking to your friendly doctor about your skin problem which is what I did and your doctor will give you best advice for your skin type and type of acne. There is more than one type and special face wash will not work for everyone.

That is All...

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

P.s. On another note...I love the Miracle Healing Spring Water Infomercial haha!

Saturday, 30 June 2007

Up your Arse

I am officially going to start spelling ARSE the way it is meant to be spelt in British English...like this ARSE not like this ASS which is actually a donkey. I bet all the Americans didn't understand that joke in Shrek when Shrek says "Well I gotta protect my Ass" or whatever he said..it was funny.

I am doing this because in Australia we are meant to use British English not American English which in my opinion is lazy English. British English looks better anyway.

So Glamourous is spelt with two OU's not one like Fergie spells it in that crap crap song and Glamour is spelt like so GLAMOUR not like this GLAMOR.

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

P.S. Yeah I understand I just insulted Americans...but that was just a generalisation. Like when you say guys are arseholes and girls are bitches...I know they aren't all like that. Get over it.


Thursday, 28 June 2007

I have decided...

That once I move back home I am going to go donate some blood then I am going to finally get my tattoo done. I am also going to buy a guitar with the help of one of my more musically inclined friends and then I am going to teach myself/get lessons to play it. Obviously it wont all happen in the space of one week but I will be putting my plans in motion for all this to happen, because I have wanted to get my tattoo done for years and years and for one reason or another never actually did it and because I have wanted to play guitar ever since I was a little kid but for some reason that is still unclear to me, my parents never allowed it...even though Lee and Ashleigh were both allowed to do Jazz Ballet for years which was way more expensive and at times more noisy than a guitar would ever be.

So there...that is two of my goals for once I have moved back home.

Love Carrie xoxo xxxx

Sunday, 24 June 2007

My hermit crabs are the shiz

I know I have been a bit over the whole Hermit Crab thing because well...I never wanted them in the first place but the other day after I finally buried Dead Sheldon...i decided to clean out their house and I lovingly cut up some apple for them to eat and I thought "You really aren't that bad are you?" Anyway later on that day I saw them do the funniest thing...and I took pictures of course!!!

Now I cant remember what their actual names are so I ca
ll the one with the blue Spongebob shell Spongebob and the other one I call.... Gromet! Yay it now finally has a name!

So Spongebob was just chilling out on top of the "No Fishing" sign when Gromet decides to come along and...well...I dont really know what he was trying to do...but it was really funny watching him do it...


Starts the climb...
Makes it up to the top...
Begs for some attention....
Woops starts to slip...

This is how high they are...pretty high for a little crab
And Gromet loses it...almost taking Spongebob with him but Sponge holds on tight...THIS IS MY SIGN BITCH!!So after Gromet falls off onto his back and manages to get himself right again...he tries this whole thing again...but I think me and Spongebob agree that it was only cute the first time because I lost interest and walked away and when I went past later Spongebob had given up his post and wandered away...

haha Aww they really are sweet sometimes...

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Friday, 22 June 2007

I just dont know what to do...

I read the funniest thing today in New Idea...this lady wrote in to the Angel Psychic lady (I think she talks to angels??) and said...

I'm in an Internet relationship but he keeps asking me for money. Is he just using me?
Karen, Melbourne. V.
Now Karen...I don't talk to Angels or anything but I do happen to have a functioning brain and the answer to you're question is "Yes you stupid stupid woman, but if you are dumb enough to have to write into a magazine psychic to have this question answered then you probably deserve what you have coming to you. I'll see you soon o
n Today Tonight after this "con-man" rips you off and breaks your heart and you fell compelled to tell the rest of Australia what a moron you are"

Love lots Carrie xoxo xxxx

P.S. and just in case you think i'm making this up...here is the picture I took of the letter.


The psychic tried to play nice and not make the woman feel stupid...but seriously...she aint gonna listen




Monday, 18 June 2007

How hot is...



Rachel McAdams?! I think that i am in love with her...after watching The Notebook (see last post). Anyway she was fab in Mean Girls with Lindsey Blohan but she was awesome in The Notebook. Yes and I'm not usually big on actors...especially females but *sigh* she's great!

Love Caz xoxo xxxx

Lalalalala!!! The Notebook!

So apparently I have been to negative lately...according to Lee... so umm i will try not to be??
So I finally saw this movie and I am adding it to my list of "Best Movies Ever" it made me cry :( so it also goes on the very short list of "Movies That make Carrie Cry". Seriously if you haven't seen it I highly recommend you go check it out!!

I know it seems like just another boring romantic chick flick...that's why it took me so long to see it...but it is actually really really really good. I'm going to go guy it once I move back home and have spare cash.

Love Carrie xoxo xxxx