This is what I have been trying to tell you bloody people for ages!! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sunday, 18 November 2007
Monday, 5 November 2007
The race that stops the nation??? MY ARSE!!
No but seriously, I am the only Australian I know who hates Melbourne Cup. I hate everything about it. I hate wearing stupid dresses. I hate wearing stupid fugly hats. But most importantly... I DON'T live in Melbourne and I don't give a shit about horses on the other 364 days of the year so I don't see why I should pretend to give a shit about it on Melbourne Cup Day.
Its just a Captain Lamo excuse to get slutted up in a pretty dress and get trashed and act like stupid annoying bitch and I fucking hate it. Its like all women say to themselves "oh its Melbourne Cup Day! Time to leave my self respect and dignity at home and just act like a tool!" And then they vomit everywhere and laugh their irritating high pitched laughs and generally it makes me sick.
So tomorrow, instead of getting all tizzied up I'm going to sit at home and do homework and hey I might do something different to the hoards of bitches that will be celebrating the cup....yeah...I might ACTUALLY WATCH THE RACE!
So peace out bitches!!
Love Caz xoxo xxxx