I had a lovely Australia Day! After working (it was slightly busier than I though it would be, crazy people going out on Australia Day instead of drinking with their friends at mates houses) I headed out with some lovely work crew and met up with Timmy in town for the Bunno festivities!
Alana (her first Oz Day) played the clowns (her first time!!) and I won a little Kangaroo and she won some dice and then we swapped because she wanted the Kangaroo :) Then we bought some cool alien sipper cups with this cordial shit in them and I have been drinking everything out of mine ever since and it's helping to keep me hydrated :) Then Stevo and I played that game where that guy is being obnoxious and loud on his microphone and you get a ticket and open the little boxes and if you have the right number you get to pick a prize?? Steven won me a biiiiiiig dragon!! Theeeen we went wandering around the markets and man they had some shit... Arty umbrellas?? Really??? Hovever I found this really cool Rooster that I bought for my Mama and Steven bought himself a ring yay!!
Oh I bought some fairy floss too! How could I forget that?? I bought the biggest one they had. Man I love Fairy Floss. That is what I looked like if you saw me in town on Oz Day...or if I hit you with my giant dragon (I did that a lot)
The fireworks were awesome. I love fireworks. Fireworks are the best. I remember when I used to have to work at Mojo's on Oz Day I would always run out the back and watch the fireworks for as long as I could before I got told off. So they were wicked but I severely had to pee in the middle of them (thanks to the Alien sippy cup) and was worried I'd miss the finale but LUCKILY I didn't miss it. Yay!
So that was my Oz Day oh two stupid dickhead kids tried to ruin it for me by having a fight. Who the fuck starts a fist fight, on Australia Day, at a FAMILY EVENT?? There were little kids there for fucks sake. It really pissed me off. Then later I saw some guy almost stand on a baby because he was in such a huge hurry he wasn't paying attention to anything and almost crashed into this poor ladies pram. Cunt. Believe me if someone did that to me with Bayley I would have glassed them in the face (yes I know that is a giant hypocrisy considering I just called those kids dickheads for being violent at a family event). There you go that was my redneck coming out to say helloo!!
So how was your Australia Day? What did you do? Do you like fairy floss?
Love lots 'n' lots Carrie Xoxo xxxx