Dear Ke$ha

There are plenty of things that I don't like about you. Your inability to 'sing' without auto tune. Your 'crackwhore chic' style of clothing. Your obsession with Jack Daniels. Your use of the lyrics "just show me where your dicks at" and "I wanna be naked and you're wasted". Your claims that you 'aren't a drunk party girl I'm just clumsy LOL' - yeah...like you totally don't play up to that apparent misconception.

However recently there has been one thing that has pissed me off about you more than anything else. In your song "Blah Blah Blah" you use the line

zip your lip like a padlock

Ok. Right. You've tried to use a simile. That's great. The thing is..

PADLOCKS DONT HAVE ZIPS. YOU CANNOT ZIP A PADLOCK. THIS LINE MAKES NO SENSE AND I HATE IT.

So really seeing as you cannot zip a padlock you are actually technically saying to the person "zip your lip like a padlock, which can't be zipped, so please, continue speaking"

Here is a picture of a padlock so you can clearly see the lack of zipping ability.

 In future can you please try to make you lyrics make more sense. I understand it might be hard when you are so drunk and coked out clumsy.

Love Caz xoxo xxxx