How is Ke$ha allowed in the country?

I had a small discussion with my lovely cousin Teejay on Facebook about the travesty that is Ke$ha when it occurred to me... this bitch has committed numerous crimes! Surely she has an extensive criminal record? Why has Australian Border Security allowed her into our country? Forget boat people!! I want to hear Julia Gillard explain why this security breach has happened!

Lets look at Ke$ha's criminal history,

Crimes against music - Go listen to one of her songs. Enough said. Actually...please don't...I don't want to feel responsible for your bleeding ears.

Crimes against fashion -

Crimes against general hygiene - see above pics, see how she doesn't seem to own a hairbrush? Or makeup remover. Or have access to a shower? She looks dirty all the time. Also she brushes her teeth with 'a bottle of jack'. Eww Ke$ha.

Crimes against sense - 'Zip your lip like a padlock' We've already discussed this one...

Crimes against class - "don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where your dick's at". Hi my name is Ke$ha and I am a trashy slut, show me your penis! (and I'll show you mine)

So Ms Gillard what do you have to say about this? I think you owe the Australian population an explanation. This is a complete outrage! I think you should immediately have Ke$ha's visa revoked and have her skanky arse thrown out of the country. I know we are a country founded by convicts but this is just beyond a joke. Think of the children! Do the right thing Julia. I have faith in you.

Love Carrie xoxo xxxx