Sunday, 11 November 2012

Ladies and gentlemen please

I am about to rant. For this to have the most profound effect on you, I suggest you imagine me standing in front of you sternly reading this to you quickly, in an exasperated voice with an unimpressed look on my face. Being Italian, I use my hands a lot when I speak so imagine that to.

Without any further adieu...

Ladies, I think it is about time that we all sit down together and watch Mean Girls again and really let that lesson the movie is trying to teach us sink in. SPOILER ALERT the lesson is...


Seriously, what is your problem ladies? Waaaaaaaah that girl is a slut, waaaaaah she is getting so fat, waaah she totally takes drugs, waaaah she flirts with all the boys, waaaah how is she so skinny, waaaaah her tits are fake, waaah waaah waaaah waaaah. You all need to stop being so concerned with what everyone else is doing and start looking at yourself. Why are you being such a bitch? Are you unhappy? Work on that. Fix that. Don't bring down other people to make yourself feel better. How do you feel when you hear nasty gossip about you? Does it make you feel good? NO. It makes you feel sad and depressed and upset. So why would you then turn around and pay that forward to someone else? Two wrongs don't make a right. Be the bigger person and stop it. Uuuggghhh honestly.

Oh hey boys. Don't think you are getting off so easy. You are no help in this bullshit. I have some advice for you that you really need to take to heart. A girl being friendly and nice to you is not the same thing as a girl wanting to have sex with you and be your girlfriend. Get it through your thick skulls. If you try make a move and she says no, she isn't some hussy who has led you on, you are just an idiot for confusing friendship with something more. Don't go telling all your mates she's a cock tease. Just suck it up and move on. In the game of love you lose about a million more times than you win. Get over it. Nobody like a guy who is a little bitch.

I am definitely not saying that you have to like everyone. Hell I have a few people on my list of people I'd happily never see ever again, but do I spend every waking moment of my life telling everyone how much those people suck and trying to convert them into hating them too? No! What a waste of time, energy and oxygen. You don't have to be friends with every one, and if you aren't friends with someone, you don't have to make a drama out of it.

Lastly and perhaps this is the most important part. Sometimes, shit will happen to you, people will bitch, rumours will start, "friends" won't stick up for you and it will feel yuck. You will hate it, it will upset you. Try, please try, to not let the bastards get you down. Just remember, people who will happily talk smack about you are not people you want to be friends with, they aren't people who's opinions you should be concerned about or value. Just hold your head high and don't feed the trolls. Don't engage in battle. Let them go, people only have an attention span 140 characters long anyway.


Caz xoxo xxxx